BY AWELE OGBOGU
Although the over-bearing attitude of the so-called Very Important Personalities (VIPs) was an open-secret, often times, having a corrupt influence on prison officials, the case of Bobrisky, now a celebrated one, brought home the truth about the incorrigible nature of many of the nation’s elites and institutions. Indeed, both continue to work cheek in hand to compound the country’s systemic rot as Idris Okuneye, Bobrisky’s case has demonstrated. Bobrisky was said to had served his six months prison sentence in a luxury apartment outside the correctional centre. He was to serve time for abuse of the naira.
There has been alot to say on the lastest development. Mr. John Egbeazien recalled the case of Cecilia Ibru, matriarch of defunct Oceanic Bank who was said to had virtually spent her jail term in a luxury hospital ward, among other cases. He called it a “damning indictment of Nigeria’s leadership failures. It is a society that cannot help Itself.
Another damning view was that “the case of popular cross dresser and transgender, Bobrisky, real name; Idris Okuneye, suggested that if there is a way ‘her’ antics have proved useful, it is how much they manage to reveal us to us.”
“Well, Bobrisky did it again when she became a topic at the National Assembly. Credit goes to her for showing the vapidity of our lawmakers. Not that we did not already know they are essentially overpaid harlequins, but watching the whole drama of their inviting a social media clout chaser―who shows up accompanied by another clown cosplaying “native doctor” to a purported investigative panel―confirmed the institution they represent as perhaps irretrievably degraded.
“What were the lawmakers expecting when they summoned someone who had merely released a taped conversation? This character did not put any skin in the game; he did not embark on fact-finding to get the information. The expose was merely a dialogue between supposed friends that someone had passed him to blackmail Bobrisky to pay a debt. Already obsessed with Bobrisky, he decided to release the tape to the public even after the debt was cleared. That is the character lawmakers summoned to the “hallowed chamber.” They did not stop there; they also invited Bobrisky; who had enough sense not to show up. What exactly were they trying to achieve by bringing those two together to face off? They wanted to respond to the Bobrisky case considering the public interest the leaked tape elicited, but was that how to go about it? Their unserious approach shows how poorly they think of their constitutional powers and their moral duty. If they are interested in reforming our carceral system, I am sure they will find serious research conducted by serious people at the libraries of either NIPSS in Kuru, Jos, or the various think tanks in the country. Why ignore all that to pursue a social media “influencer”? It is not as if anything that has been revealed so far is new information. We were all here in December last year when the National Correctional Service, the DSS, and the EFCC publicly fought over who should have custody of the former CBN governor, Godwin Emefiele. Why would three agencies be jostling over the detention of a rich inmate if not because they see him as an opportunity?”
While that was her take on the Bobrisky saga, it would be recalled that in 2019, investigative journalist,, Fisayo Soyombo published his investigation into the rot that typifies the Nigerian prison system. This was someone who actually got himself incarcerated just to substantiate his allegations of corruption in the Nigerian prison system. If the NASS needed to summon a person who had experienced how degenerate the prison system had become, it should have been him. Why overlook those who have committed sincere efforts towards researching these issues to run after those whose interest in this matter is not even skin deep? These are people who have turned the internet into a job, and all of this is just another show to tickle an idle followership. To be clear, I am not against a diligent investigation into the issue. Yes, both the EFCC and the correctional service ought to be investigated with an eye toward reforms. I also think that the procedure for getting presidential pardons needs to be reviewed. The category of people who receive presidential pardons in Nigeria has always been suspicious anyway. As commonplace as the allegations that emanated from Bobrisky’s leaked tape are, they are still grievous enough to warrant a diligent investigation. What is entirely unacceptable is the frivolity of the lawmakers’ inviting social media figures―who are constantly at loggerheads―to confront each other. By also inviting a crowd of journalists, and televising the encounter, they reduce a grave matter of institutional collapse to mere entertainment. Those kinds of issues are best resolved by confronting the liable institutions, not individuals whose roles are merely symptomatic of the larger systemic rot”, she said.
“For me, the matter is worth investigating given the role of the EFCC and the alleged N15m bribe. Their self-justification regarding why they dropped the money laundering charges against Bobrisky was more scandalising because of what it revealed about them and their investigation process. According to an EFCC prosecutor, Bilikisu Bala, who claimed the money laundering against Bobrisky was rightfully dropped, they had charged her based on her confessional statement that her firm, Bob Express, was not registered with SCUML and was not rendering returns to the organization. Now, that part piqued my interest. So, it was not like there was any report that warranted their arresting Bobrisky and charging her with money laundering in the first place. They arrested her, and seeing as how the Naira mutilation offense―for which she was eventually imprisoned―was too cheap to convince the public of the necessity of their actions, they pressed her into some self-disclosure, and then proceeded to charge her with an offense based on her own words! Let me say that again. Prior to the arrest, they had nothing substantial against Bobrisky. But they thought that if they detained her and shook her well enough in their custody, one or two things that could be used against her in the court would eventually fall off.
“Now, there is a possibility that even though they finally realised that the case of money laundering would not sail, some of their men still went ahead and used the charges to extort money from her. Since she might not have realised there was no evidence whatsoever to charge her with money laundering, they took advantage of the knowledge gap to demand a bribe. So, when their prosecutor Bala said the money laundering charges were “legally” dropped, he was not exactly lying. There was never a basis for them in the first place but were necessary because the EFCC was desperate to charge Bobrisky with an offense so sensational that it would obscure the very thing about her that was paining them: her sexuality. If that was exactly how it happened, then it explains a lot about why the EFCC has been an ineffective institution; they are so crooked that they cannot stand straight on any issue at any time. When you see the EFCC chairman, Olu Olukayode, wringing his fingers and moaning about how they opened a “backdoor” for former Kogi governor Yahaya Bello, just know that it is not the way the law was worded that constricts their initiative on Bello. Where else does it happen that an investigating agency needs the cooperation of an accused to do their job to the extent they would practically be begging for the attention of the person they are supposed to prosecute? After months of EFCC’s whining, Bello finally walks into their headquarters and walks out while the officials look on like a headless mannequin in a lingerie store. They were paralyzed by their own lack of moral backbone. Shame!
“We have no objective evidence of who demanded the money from Bobrisky and how it was shared, but there are enough details from the tape to convince anyone who has been paying attention to the pattern of things that the accusation could not have been false. No one prompted Bobrisky to rant, so why would she have lied against the EFCC in a tape she did not know would leak? Also, considering that aspects of her story—particularly the part about staying in a private prison—have been confirmed by prison officials, the part about the EFCC is most likely true as well. In any case, the only reason people are excited by this is Bobrisky. Nothing about this scandal is new. While one cannot control what topics people chinwag on social media, should lawmakers not be too serious to give institutional gravitas to every silliness?”
Mr. Tata Alamu had this to say “Something new always comes out of Nigeria. And it is not always cheering news. When it is not about the triumph of triviality, it is about the astounding venality and the resort to crude and brazen thievery among the political elite.
“So it is that Idris Okuneye, aka Bobrisky, by his appalling indiscretions, his lack of social grace, his gender-manipulating mischief and his transvestite one-upmanship, has worked sections of the Nigerian elite to such a fury of indignation that one began to fear for his life in or out of jail. Yet at the end of it all and after so much froth and bilious rage has been worked up, we are not nearer the truth than when it started. We have not been able to make a dent on the fundamental issues. We have not been able to establish what drives a damaged young man in a damaged society. It is the proverbial tale of an idiot, full of sound and sound bites but signifying nothing.
“I recall that in OAU Ife, the first example of cross-dressing in the famed university happened in the eighties. It was a boy who was the product of a famous liason between two distinguished professors( names withheld) who have now gone to meet their maker. Our man wanted to know whatever became of him or her. So, let’s get this clear. It is not Bobrisky’s egregious brutalization of the naira that has earned him a jail term without the option of a fine. It is his open and ostentatious gender transgressions in a patriarchal and harshly gendered society. Having quietly watched his dressy antics with mounting indignation, the presiding judge must have rubbed her hands in relish when presented with the opportunity to deal with the importunate upstart. After all, it is not only Bobrisky who is involved in this perpetual dressing down of the national currency. There are traditional rulers, statesmen, leading politicians, iconic clergymen and notable society ladies equally implicated. But just one glaring and notable example will be enough. The road to justice is often paved with asphalt of injustice. As it is said, men are hanged not because horses are stolen but so that horses may not be stolen. From all available evidence, the fear of the law has been driven into the heart of the most obdurate and uncompromising naira abuser. But it is not surprising that having degraded the phenomenon of naira thrashing with that singular judgment, the fundamental issues or the foundational problem remain. The problem is what to do with a dominant permissive culture in which anything goes. To put it in another way, how much more can our permissive culture permit? It is useful at this point to distinguish between a liberal society and a permissive society. Whereas a liberal society encourages freedom of speech, freedom of association and mass participation which deepen the democratic process, a permissive society is a decadent, debauched culture which must rely on harsh, authoritarian measures to maintain its leash on the society. Hence the fear of and phobia for cultural refinement in any permissive society characterized by vulgarity, crass hedonism and the hankering after the morbid pleasures of life.
“A famous saying goes thus: “Whenever I hear the word culture, I always reach for my gun”. This quote is often misattributed to Hermann Goering, the Nazi leader and strongman. But he could as well have said so. A crack pilot and daring aviator, Goering emerged from the First World War, a celebrated hero of the German people. But he soon lapsed into a life of sybaritic pleasure and sensual self-indulgence piling up flesh until he became a huge mass of corpulent and bejowled monstrosity. He was an early German prototype of our own Bobrisky. To finance his morbid sensual propensity, he raided art houses and private collections until he became the wealthiest collector of priceless art in Nazi Germany. Despite the ominous echoes of contemporary Nigeria, we must return to where the rains started beating us. The opening quote of this essay is taken from a real life drama which took place a little over sixty years ago in the historic junction town that happens to be the writer’s ancestral homestead. The old Yoruba aristocratic nobility did their things with grace and measured dignity. They appreciated singers who sang their praises by pasting coins on their forehead.”
” Idris Okuneye, aka Bobrisky, has undertaken a risky venture. As a corrupted corrupter of youth, he is in need of urgent psychiatric intervention. He is both a victim and a symptom of a more fundamental societal impasse, a class project that has backfired. If we are to press the metaphor, it is a military messianic mission that has misfired.
“The more serious worry and concern is how much farther an utterly permissive society can travel this road to Golgotha without a major earthquake. None of the permissive cultures we have studied so far has escaped interdiction at the appointed hour. How to pull the plug on the contemporary rot and decadence is the major task before the current ruling coalition.
“It is unfortunate that since its inception, the EFCC, like a jinxed creature, has been snared in a web of complicity and mendacity. The list of former chairmen lengthens in the shadow. When Ola Olukoyede joins that list of distinguished casualties, the crime-fighting agency would have lost the last shred of its legitimacy and credibility. That will be a tragedy for a nation caught in an ethical whirlpool as the tribe of sacred cows grows.”
